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Celebrity Trash Blues

from Sell To The Devil (2006) by Dan Frechette

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Celebrity Trash Blues

(Chorus)
Well I ain't gonna be giving a damn for celebrity trash no more
I'm too damn poor and I just about spoiled my day
Instead of visiting all my friends and all my families of strangers
All my time and money has been keeping me current with LA

Lohan is in the clink again and Hilton's done some time
Brittany likes umbrellas and Tom and Katie are on the line
but would they sit in prison reading a tabloid on me?
I'm wasting my life on them oh no siree

(Chorus)

I read the online tabloids because I can get them for free
sometimes the supermarket check out line is too tempting for me
I like to steal a rag or two just to make things more juicy
a nod to my heroes of the criminal celebrity clique

(Chorus)

Friends of mine now wonder what I do back home
I've done 10 years of hard time on my toilet bowl
Because of my endless research to the world of celebrity
something to mention when my friends go out with me

(Chorus)

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from Sell To The Devil (2006), released December 31, 2006

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